Devilled Eggs
Devilled Ham Sandwiches (mmm...Underwood)
Devil’s Food Cake (Little Debbie Devil Squares pictured below)
Beer *
* (each bottle is 12 ounces, that’s two sixes, and it comes in a six pack, that’s the third six… 6-6-6 buddy, 666.)
This menu is guaranteed to produce truly hellacious sulfurous discharges, for that real fire and brimstone odor. Bon Appétit!
3 comments:
Mmmmmm, sounds delicious. The after-effects of said meal may well make the people around you wish it were the end of the world. :) One question, though: what's the deal with the deviled ham? I thought you were a vegetarian. Did you give up your veg-head ways or does it not count since there's a 99.999% chance there's no actual meat in that stuff anyway?
Word verification definition:
"msnkpa": unit of measure typically used to describe the pressure felt by Microsoft workers to contribute to the company's success and therefore make Bill Gates even more money
I didn't say _I_ was going to eat this crap. So, it doesn't matter whether I'm a veg or not. Although it must be said that I do make a tasty vegetarian deviled ham-esque delight based around tofu dogs.
PS: loved your definition. Incorporating the idea of the kilopascal is ingenious!
Word Verficiation Definition:
vgyxo, common closing to flirtatious emails of the Vegans Unite! forums. Translates as "veggie hugs and kisses"
Oh, my mistake. Far be it from me to insult your diet of deep-fried cheese curds and tofu burgers. And please... "crap" is such a subjective term.
I knew you'd like the definition. I have my moments of genius every now and then (they are much fewer and far between these days). You should like this one, too.
Word Verification Definition:
"jpimke" - what TW says, to which you answer "How high?"
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