The careening musings of a man who really misses show-and-tell.
The three stages of pumpkin shopping, featuring TheBoy:
Stage 1:"Wow! The perfect pumpkin! Huh? Whadaya mean I have to carry it myself?" Stage 2:"You know, a mid-sized pumpkin is just as nice" Stage 3:"It's not the size of the pumpkin, it's what you do with it!"