Worst Recipe Name Ever?

The garden is reaching full production, now. The eggplant and edamame were destroyed by the varmints, of course. And there are so far only a few cucumbers, but we have a bounty of turnips. Worst yet, we don't know what to do with them. I found this recipe:"Turnips Stewed in Blood", but I think I'll keep looking. Heiden, do you know a good recipe for turnip pie?

Helpful hint: When naming a recipe featuring turnips, lamb fat and beef blood,
try not to name it after the ingredients. How much more appetizing would
it have sounded if they'd called it, oh, I don't know... Root Vegetable
Delight? ...Hearty Saute? Arugula in Turnip Sauce (with almost
no blood, so you'd hardly notice)