Damn it! Why do I only find the coolest ideas for gift-giving after the holiday has already passed? (And why do the coolest gift giving ideas cost over $300?). As you can no doubt see from the photo at right, I have discovered the CruzinCooler.
"Wow!", you're thinking, "That's a helluva cooler! But surely it will be too slow, and won't hold enough 'adult beverages' to be worth my while." Well, that's where you're wrong. Again. You might want to stop guessing on these kinds of things. It's getting embarassing.
In point of fact, this cooler will achieve top speeds of 13 mph (with a maximum range of 15 miles), and will easily hold a case of canned beer, PLUS eight pounds of ice. And let me note that those who think going 13 miles per hour while sitting on top of a cooler filled with beer have obviously never gone 13 miles per hour while riding a cooler filled with beer!
"Still not good enough!" you say? Well, then check out one of the higher level items, which top out at a remarkable 15 mph! There are also cooler wagons available. This is a product pretty much designed for Middle Bro's neighborhood. And at only $350 for the low end model, how can he pass it by? Hopefully, he'll pick one up for me, too. I'd be the hit of trick-or-treating with this thing.