The Wife's Nightmare Bed
Check it out - it's a beautiful four poster bed, with a frame that appears to be trees. So far, all is groovy. But check out what they put in the middle. It's a bird nest. Not a robin nest, or a hummingbird nest, but a big ol' damn think big enough for a small eagle or something. I can only imagine the nightmares that this would generate for my bird-phobic POSSLQ. And it would only get worse if they included the optional robotic rooster alarm clock (just kidding). If you don't mind the birds, and you've got sixteen grand (plus S&H) to blow on a limited edition bed, then stop by here. Geez, it seems that if your spending that much on a bed, they could ship it for free, doesn't t?