I wonder if SAB Miller would consider working out a distribution deal for the bulgarian beer-like product Boza? According to this story, it has certain ... 'anatomy-enhancing' qualities for women. Of course, the story makes no mention of how to induce your significant other to drink sufficient quantities of the bizarre-looking beverage to make a difference. "Here, honey" he says. "Try this great not-quite beer from the former Soviet bloc! It's in a cheap plastic bottle, a-a-and it's got a shaggy aligator (WTF?!?) on the label!"
Yeah... I'm thinking that isn't happening. What a weird world we live in.