12/23/2006

Major Award!

Received my Major Award in the mail yesterday, and put it to immediate use. She's a real beaut, isn't she? The real joy of it is that, now, The Wife won't let me pay for anything, preferring that the world not see my Major Award. It's jealousy pure and simple. I expect similar responses each time I pull it out. Anger and jealousy. I can handle it.

I'll be using this as my wallet until it wears out, so if you want to have a look at it, just ask next time you see me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

mmmmm Bacon, I tried to smell the bacon wallet when I had a look at it on Christmas......Smelled like plastic. I thin kthey should put a bacon scratch and sniff on it so it looks and smells like the good stuff

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