The careening musings of a man who really misses show-and-tell.
Be carbonic do venetian
The above was the title in a spam email I received. My spam emails don't seem to lend themselves to poetry, like the emails received by Viola Zupa and Mighty Girl. Instead, mine seem more like advertising slogans. "Be carbonic! Do Venetian!" Now I'm trying to figure out whether "venetian" is the successor to brazilian, or to greek. Hmmm.