This guy sells a book for six bucks that will show you how to train your fish to perform amazing tricks, such as playing soccer
(click for video). I'm thinking, we 1) buy the book, 2) train The Girl's monstrous gold fish to recover gems from flooded jewelry stores, 3) sit back and wait for a city to flood.
Doesn't the mississippi river flood just about every year? The damn fish is probably big enough to carry a pound or two of diamonds. I figure two, maybe three heists, and The Wife and I can retire! (Thanks to Megan for this link!)
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So I guess this guy paid $19.99 for the "smartest goldfish in the world" according to the Guinness book of world records. So it's not your $0.99 goldfish. It is a $ back guarantee though. There is also a live webcam on the site.
I just thought it would be cool at parties (as long as someone didn't try to eat the fish). The thought of heisting diamonds didn't even cross my mind. Darn.
Well,sometimes you just gotta think outside the box if you want to get ahead!
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