3/21/2006

SPYDER series LASERS


Clearly designed as the perfect weapon for ninja space pirates. The Spyder series of lasers comes in a handy carrying box and includes a lanyard! All for less than $1000 US! Let's look at some of the features!

"simply the most powerful handheld laser available"...
"under water capabilities"...
"stealth military non-reflective matte finish"...

And at 500 hours of use, this laser will outlast the lasers of all opposing ninja space pirates. But be sure to wear your pirate eye patch, for maximum occular protection!

2 comments:

Nemo said...

I fear the "ninja space pirates" may be disappointed. At only 0.333 W of power it would take about 12 seconds to raise the temperature of 1 gram of enemy 1 degree C.

JTZ shared a few of your home brews with us at cards a few days ago. The unaminous opinion of all was favorable. I feel you have truly captured the Caledonian style and would strongly encourage you to give me free beer.

Mike said...

Hmmm... so I guess that leaves propulsion of my photon-sail spaceship out of the question, too?

Thanks for the kind words about my Caledonia-style ale. Sadly, I won't be able to provide any more free beers, as the remainder of my batch is set aside for use as part of a ritualistic celebration of spring. Yes, there will be dyed eggs, too.

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