"Human life is a gift from our Creator -- and that gift should
never[*] be discarded, devalued or put up for sale."
- United States President George, W. Bush
* Disclaimer: Prohibitions against discarding and devaluing life do not apply to the United States Government when dealing with
- those who are citizens of a nation whose leader is not friends with the US Government,
- those who we** think might be thinking about trying to hurt a US citizen, and
- those who have ever met or spoken to someone in one of the aforementioned categories.
In such cases, the United States reserves the right to fold, spindle and mutilate you as they deem necessary, and as defined in the secret laws we keep in our back pockets.
** "We" is here defined as President George W. Bush, ex-President George H. W. Bush, friends and family of the aforementioned, the NSA, the CIA, and other US agencies and citizens who the aforementioned shall feel fit to include. For a current list of 'We', send a self-addressed stamped envelope to "Please Send Me To Guantanamo", Washington, DC 20001
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