Las Palmas brand Pollito Asado (Chicken Flavor Sucker) and Elotes (Corn sucker).

OK, picked these things up at Woodman's grocery store the other day, in what must now be referred to as the "unfortunate mexican treats" section of the store. The pollito asado looks like a tiny chicken on a stick. The Elotes looks roughly like an ear of corn that has been rolled in the cow barn leavings the day after State Fair. Neither item apparently contains any meat substances, making them theoretically edible by yours truly.