It’s official - the Swedish are all lunatics. Maybe it’s the long nights in winter, or the long days in summer. Maybe it’s the jealously of being so close to Norway, but not actually being Norway. Who knows? But they're definitely off their collective rockers, for no sane country would have a tradition like Easter Witches.

But it gets way weirder. Somehow (and I'd really like to hear how this happened), the tradition has morphed into little girls dressing up as Swedish witches and going door to door trading little pictures they’ve made for Easter candy and treats. Alternatively, they may bless you in exchange for the treats, said blessing taking the form of being hit with birch branches. Now, I know the picture you have in your head - pointy black hats, black capes, flying on brooms, cats and green skin. Well, scrub that image away. These witches like to wear layered, oversized clothing and scarves on their heads, have obvious freckles, red lips and rosy cheeks. And this being Sweden, they tend to be blonde. The cats and brooms can stay. Swedish witches have those too.




So tell me. How in the mother-loving world do you get from the first scenario (lighting bonfires to keep away scary witches on their way to a banquet) to the second scenario (adorably freckled bag-lady witches trading artwork and blessings for candy)? No, really, tell me. I want to know. Damn, Sweden, what were you drinking?


So tell me. How in the mother-loving world do you get from the first scenario (lighting bonfires to keep away scary witches on their way to a banquet) to the second scenario (adorably freckled bag-lady witches trading artwork and blessings for candy)? No, really, tell me. I want to know. Damn, Sweden, what were you drinking?
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