"You know that carnival that comes to town every year? Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was adaredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Heyeverybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found his head over by the snowcone concession."
I guess that's all I have to say. Oh, and I loved that album.
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Damn, at least it was quick. It's also sad that two fences couldn't keep him out.
Great find on the Milkmen lyrics.
Love the Milkmen reference. I have that song on my iPod (surprise). As far as the tragic death of the kid on the church outing, you forgot to mention that he climbed two fences with large signs conveying the danger of trespassing beyond said fences in order to retrieve his hat which he lost while riding the roller coaster. A) I'm pretty sure the standard line of "Secure all hats, glasses and other loose objects" was uttered by the carnie working the ride and 2) it's a f***ing hat. Natural selection, my friend, natural selection.
If you can't swim....stay out of the deep end of the gene pool.
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