3/29/2008

MechaGodzilla Attacks!


Late Wednesday evening, the giant evil robot known as "MechaGodzilla" attacked downtown Caledonia, quickly levelling all of the buildings and leaving nothing standing that stretched more than 40 feet into the sky. Afterwards, he stalked back into the lake, leaving nothing but waves and unanswered questions in his wake. Why this apparently unprovoked attack? Why Caledonia, and not Cudahy? Why does a robot dwell in the bottom of a large lake?


The world may never know the answer to these and other related questions. But we can take solace in the fact the MG did not escape unharmed. This final photo shows him in the midst of destroying one of Caledonia's tallest building. As the rubble rained down over MG's head, he was obviously injured, looking around with a dazed look as if wondering what had happened and whether or not he should start crying. But tears were held off as he continued his rampage - held off, perhaps until he returned to his watery realm.

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