NEWSFLASH!

Yesterday, TheBoy was witnessed crawling for the first time! We believe he has been secretly crawling at night for some time, however. The evidence for this includes the inexplicable piles of cheerios found on the floor each morning, and the haunted looks in the eyes of our guinea pigs. In any case, he has now revealed his powers. Consider yourself warned. Lock your doors, hide your daughters, TheBoy is on the loose!