4/05/2007

Internet Access Screening

Matt Baldwin at Defective Yeti has come up with an ingenious plan to keep many of the idiots off of the internet. You know the ones, they post 'FIRST!' every time they read a post without comments. Also, they typically lack a functioning command of the english language, using phrases like " I need to loose some weight" or "did you here about Jamie?" or "I never would of gone" or "there going shopping today". Well, if each IP simply installs the little gizmo from this page as a gateway to the internet, the problem will be solved. Check it out!

2 comments:

poppgrrl said...

Would it also keep out the clowns who make up words like "intuitivize"? Just wondering FIRST. :)

'eqgjbi' - the ecologically destructive practice of releasing ozone-depleting CFCs into the air

The Fishmonger said...

Hey now. Making up your own words is a proud american tradition. the French are theones with the rigid bureaucratic control of their language. You're not a closet frenchy, are you?

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