Luckiest Guy on the Planet!

This must be a one in a billion! Mere days after winning 750,000 Euros in the Swiss Lottery, I've just won 250000 pounds sterling in the British Lottery! (See e-mail, below). And I've never entered any lottery outside of the US midwest. Damn!

I'm so lucky that I should go out and buy a lottery ticket tonight. Except maybe actually buying a ticket would break my streak. Better not. Oh, and check out dear Emmanuel's position - he's a "Fuduciary Agent". I think the word is related to Fiduciary Agent, except instead of being one who holds something in trust (fid from the Latin fidere - to trust), he is one who is held by a Fudd (Fudd from late latin Fudus, from early latin, doofus).

British Lottery Headquarters:Customer Service
Ref: BTL/491OXI/04Batch: 12/25/0304

WINNING NOTIFICATIONYour e-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545 with Serialnumber 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 05 21 23 28 40 48
26(bonus no.), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category
i.ematch 5plus bonus.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
#250,000 (TwoHundred And Fifty thousand pounds terling) in cash credited to
fileKTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of 10,000,000
sharedamongst the first four (4) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus
bonus.To file for your claim provide the following informations to the email
address you find below for processing of your winning cheque.

Name:, Address:, Occupation:. Phone Number:, Residence:,

NAME:Emmanuel Loiseau (Fudiciary Agent)
Phone Number:+447011121926
Email: emmanuelloiseau_50@yahoo.co.uk

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