So, The Girl got a whiteboard/chalkboard a few years back for her birthday. It's one of the best presents she ever got, since it's been in near constant use ever since she received it. For instance, over the weekend she decided to stage a circus. The white board was the marquee. There were three shows scheduled, which would be an ambitious schedule for the night, if the shows weren't each 1 minute long. The featured (and only) act? "Watch the zebra skateboard through the ring of fire." You know - same old, same old. :)
Strange as that was, tonight's whiteboard extravaganza was even stranger. It's entitled EVIL, and features a rattlesnake and three monstrous creatures. One of these creatures is informing us: "I will destroy you!" Two others are letting loose with their eveil laughs. Pretty neat, actually. (Reviewing the sign now, I see that I need to explain the source of a rattlesnake's rattle. She has the snake chanting "Rattle rattle", rather than shaking it's tail.) But mostly, I'm just thankful that she didn't draw this at school. This is the kind of thing that gets guidance councilors called. Is it wrong that I like it?
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