The careening musings of a man who really misses show-and-tell.
A modest proposal
You'll just have to trust me that the little white line is an airplane, and the little pink smear is a banner reading something like: HNGAR-WILL YOU MARRY ME-HLONC Awww... .isn't it romantic? HLONC is proposing to HNGAR! I wonder if she said yes?