Night of the Comet II ?!?

I'd be so happy to hear this was true! Or rather, I'd be happy to see a nicely made sequel to the original Night of the Comet. Just thinking about that movie makes me happy. Ok, its cinematic junk food: from the predictable plot and 2-dimensional characters to the silly premise and the cheesy special effects. I know it isn't good for me, but its oh so tasty. Such Easy Cheesy goodness that I just can't bear to put it on a cracker and, instead, shoot it straight into my mouth.

Why is this movie enjoyable, while The Core is just stupid? Well, The Core tries to be awe inspiring. For instance, the uber-geode they break into on their journey to the center of the earth. Its all sparkly crystals and computer displays. By contrast, Night of the Comet has moderate-quality latex zombie effects and red filters on the camera to stand in for red dust in the sky. (Plus, it has Kelli Maroney and Catherine Mary Stewart, who somehow remind me of those hot senior girls that were always running around when I was a high school freshman.)

OK, its irrational, but I love it! Bring on the sequel!


Oh, and that creepy zombie guy in the department store rules! Kinda reminds me of Casey G. if he ever became a zombie!

Key Quotes from him:

"If bachlorette number one isn't out here in half a tick I'm gonna ice bachlorette number two, got it?"

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck. "

"Let's play a game, it's called scary noises. "

"I'm sorry Miss - I can't let you hold one of my men hostage."