Kinda balanced

Ok, good new first: called up Younger Brother last night and scheduled some serious privy-digging action. My Lord, that does sound pr0n0graphic, doesn't it? More bottle digging... and this time we're going get em all!

The bad news: bad for others, at least. The next person from a country with socialized health care who informs me that it is "free" is going tol be buried in the hole generated by the "good news" activities, along with all of the broken glass and mostly decomposed feces. ITS NOT FREE! YOU PAY TAXES TO PAY FOR IT!!!!! I don't know why I never hear anyone talk like this about things besides health care.

"Dude, we've got these wicked free roads! And you can drive on them all the way to the free library - you know the one... between the free school and the free park!"

It must be ingrained in grade school:

"Children, your leaders are caring individuals unconcerned about personal wealth and power who want nothing more than to give you free health care."

ARRRRRRGH!

Boy, when the good news is about digging out 80 year old toilets, the bad news doesn't sound near as bad, does it? (especially, when the bad news is just a semantic/political (semanto-political?) pet peeve of absolutely no true importance.)